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teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

simplyjnguyen:

Twenty Dollars 
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.” 
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.
“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the
ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”
Still the hands went into the air.
“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No
matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. 
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don’t ever forget it.”
This post always shows up in my life when I need to hear it most.

simplyjnguyen:

Twenty Dollars 

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”

Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.” 

He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.

“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the

ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”

Still the hands went into the air.

“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No

matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. 

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still

priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.

You are special - don’t ever forget it.”

This post always shows up in my life when I need to hear it most.

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

the-adonis-pluto:

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two

Business man!We must be swift as the stock exchangesBusiness man!With all the force of a great tycoon 
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary 
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets 
Now I really wish that I knew how to add! 

if you didn’t just sing that to the entire tune of the actual song i don’t know what’s wrong with you

the-adonis-pluto:

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon 

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary 

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets 

Now I really wish that I knew how to add! 

if you didn’t just sing that to the entire tune of the actual song i don’t know what’s wrong with you

13 MORE DAYS!!!

13 MORE DAYS!!!

tropiuseurorican:

Aunt Hilda was everything

lionvillage:

public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc. and you expect them to be perfect students like no

[MMD x Hetalia] - Countries React to Nyan Cat from Maru-sha on Vimeo.

It is DONE!!! I could’ve did the whole video, but I PLANNED on stopping where I did. I do have a life outside of the internet called COLLEGE after-all! XD

Audio is from “Kids react to Nyan Cat” by The Fine Bros. on YouTube.

snowsbeautyofannihilation:

So many Sasha’s were lost that day.

snowsbeautyofannihilation:

So many Sasha’s were lost that day.

tubbuwubbuchubbu:

America perched down to England’s level and began to snicker at his new appearance. "Oh put a bloody sock in it, you daft idiot and go fetch the spell book!""But I’ve always wanted to know what dogs think! What are you thinking right now?""I’m thinking of how much I want to bite you- IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!"With that England ran off like a giddy pup to chase the distraction. He didn’t know why, but he found immense enjoyment in the activity. A few minutes later, England trotted back to America, who just smirked at him. Before America could even begin to speak, England barked, “DON’T YOU SAY ONE WORD, YOUNG MAN!!”—Photo taken at Hetalia Day Los Angeles 2013

tubbuwubbuchubbu:

America perched down to England’s level and began to snicker at his new appearance.
"Oh put a bloody sock in it, you daft idiot and go fetch the spell book!"
"But I’ve always wanted to know what dogs think! What are you thinking right now?"
"I’m thinking of how much I want to bite you- IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!"
With that England ran off like a giddy pup to chase the distraction. He didn’t know why, but he found immense enjoyment in the activity.

A few minutes later, England trotted back to America, who just smirked at him. Before America could even begin to speak, England barked, “DON’T YOU SAY ONE WORD, YOUNG MAN!!”

Photo taken at Hetalia Day Los Angeles 2013

mishasminions:

I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS